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Evaluate World Peace

Hookuh Tinypants

The Sensei of Naughty Bits. A big torte of shoddy fuckery. Ring ring.

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Does anyone else walk just a little sassier whenever you hear "Moving in Stereo"? No? Just me? Oh.

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I don't think I've ever heard it. - barrywynn - -

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Well Thursday night is coming ... http://upload.wikimedia.o... - barrywynn - -

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That thing where you want to celebrate because you've graduated to 2ft box jumps but you can't because your trainer then makes you do one-armed burpees with a 20lb hammer curl, and now you're dead.

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Dang. Who is your trainer? I want to make sure to steer clear. - barrywynn - -

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What is wrong with me that I keep dating so many conservatives despite being a bloody liberal myself? I swear it's not just because I'm horny.

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You like a good argument? - Jennifer D. - -

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I've certainly wondered about that, myself. - Jenny H - -

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I would absolutely LOVE to evaluate world peace...

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I read somewhere that the red to blue ratio is influenced by the number of "likes." Is that true? - Soup - -

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There was a noticeable jump in red after FriendFeed was shut down. - John B. - -

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I want to be mad that I'm 40 but I can't. I'm having too much fun banging my cane and telling people to get off my lawn!

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Now that is doing it right! - Jennifer D. - -

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Being always 39 worked for Jack Benny. - bentley - -

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Hi FFers/Frenfitters! Just checking in to let you know I'm still alive and still on my birthday adventure! You'd know this if Tumblr auto imported. But it doesn't and I can't get a manual refresh to work via mobile at the moment. So. You'll just have to trust me until I can get you proof. :D

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It sounds like you're having a great time! Enjoy your adventures! :D - Jennifer D. - -

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Have fun! - John B. - -

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Two things I never expected to hear from friends: "Do you actually *run* your races?" and "Mandi runs, so clearly pigs *can* fly now." :-/

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Those aren't friends :( - Stephen Mack - -

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Asses. - Katy_S - -

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Two hours til we hit the road for our week of adventure! Can't wait to see what kind of shenanigans me and my mom get up to... :D

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Wish I could be there! - Jenny H - -

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The break room smelled like freshly-baked brownies when I walked in. Then I reheated my broccoli. The break room doesn't smell like freshly-baked brownies anymore. ‪#‎mybad

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At least it wasn't fish? #slimsilverlining - CAJ - -

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If you have enemies at work that you want to make suffer, without them knowing it was you, walk into their office towards the end of the day, on a Friday, and without being noticed, hide a bunch of really wet cooked broccoli somewhere that they won't find it. You'll be smiling all day, on Monday. :D (I did this to the gossiping secretary in the rental office, where I used to live) - April Russo - -

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I wake up this morning to a text from my brother saying he'd ended up in a poker tourney against an old ex of mine from high school (who was a total bastard that cheated on me constantly) and took the dude for all his money. Karma SERVED...after 22 years. #vindicated

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At this moment I'm just too tired to do much of anything except update my profile and send friend requests. Hi.

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