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Kristin

I'm funnier in English. Sto imparando italiano. Perdonami.
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...Baby One More Push #ChangeAWordRuina90sSong
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Nothing Compares 2 Wine #ChangeAWordRuina90sSong
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I could put my lipss around every cab I see... - Kristin - - (Edit | Remove)
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MmmmmSoup #ChangeAWordRuina90sSong
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Nuthin' But a 'G' String #ChangeAWordRuina90sSong
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Counting Blue Pills #ChangeAWordRuina90sSong
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Mama Said Knock You Up #ChangeAWordRuina90sSong
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Cat and Tortoise - Neatorama - http://www.neatorama.com/2015...
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The Wanderlust Gene: Why Some People Are Born To Travel http://elitedaily.com/life... via @EliteDaily
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High 81 / low 34. Yay, Texas.
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With ice, over here. - Kristin - - (Edit | Remove)
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Ha! Now we have a "snow" warning for tomorrow morning! It's supposed to be 28 with flurries at 7am! - Kristin - - (Edit | Remove)
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Day 3 of charley horses in my left hip. DO ANYBODY NO what I'm dying from?!?
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usually lack of water or potassium. Suck on a banana while in a freshwater lake. - Kristin - - (Edit | Remove)
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Quinine, maybe? It used to be prescribed for night-time cramps, but it isn't recommended anymore. - Kristin - - (Edit | Remove)
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Hanging with my dog > Cat & mouse games with people
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RT @time: 15 life-changing books you can read in a day http://ti.me/1zG1lKF
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Not technically a book, but Ibsen's A Doll's House is a good one, too. I spent most of it going, "okay, what the hell is the point of this drivel?" only to go "oooooh," unexpectedly at the end. (ETA: ~80 pages) - Kristin - - (Edit | Remove)
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A Doll's House is quite good. - Kristin - - (Edit | Remove)
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How big is the average penis? Let's compare with household objects - http://mashable.com/2015...
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"Sorry, guys, but your eggplant emoji isn't exactly accurate. According to the new research, the average flaccid penis is 3.61 inches in length and 5.16 inches in length when erect. Girth is 3.66 inches when flaccid and 4.59 inches when erect." - Kristin - - (Edit | Remove)
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I wonder if they soaked the cork. - Kristin - - (Edit | Remove)
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RT @epicurious: Indian food tastes better because SCIENCE: http://trib.al/5cNUC4f http://twitter.com/epicuri... http://t.co/8AvwyEUsD6
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Very true, I sprinkle a little science on all my food. Tastes great! - Kristin - - (Edit | Remove)
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Yes, Stephen, your chick'n tikka masala is all cruelty-free vegan organic science. Does it taste better now? - Kristin - - (Edit | Remove)
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Just had a Reese's Big Cup for the first time. I like the ratio of chocolate to PB in the regular & mini-cups better. #Purist
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The Decemberists - California One / Youth and Beauty Brigade (from Casta...: https://www.youtube.com/watch... via @YouTube
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Let me in! Let me in! Let me in! [Lets in.] Let me out! Let me out! Let me out!
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The way is blocked. - Kristin - - (Edit | Remove)
'The way is shut. It was made by those who are Dead, and the Dead keep it, until the time comes. The way is shut.' - Kristin - - (Edit | Remove)
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RT @feelmytweets: Also, be kind to yourself. Can't stress enough. Self-loathing can be very funny, but you deserve to have some happiness in your struggle.
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What if liars were smart?
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Ziva gets excited when there are animals on TV.
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That's the way I get when there's a TV show with a well-written female lead... - Kristin - - (Edit | Remove)
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It's amazing how much a single glass of wine can improve my day.
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Naked ziplining? Why?
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I'm not sure I want to know what it feels like to have that much wind in my bits. - Kristin - - (Edit | Remove)
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While I consider birds to be naked (or at least unclothed), naked ziplining sounds like a bad idea. - Kristin - - (Edit | Remove)
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Addicting Info – Texas School Persecutes Female Assistant Principal Because Her IUD Caused Her To Bleed (VIDEO) - http://www.addictinginfo.org/2015...
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"Unfortunately, Glaser experienced a medical emergency during a district training session when she began bleeding heavily after the IUD became lodged in her uterine wall. At the hospital, doctors removed the device and stopped the bleeding. Glaser expected to return to work and her normal routine, but the district decided to put her on leave instead. Why? Because her bosses don’t believe her bleeding was caused by the IUD. They think her lady bleeding was caused by “severe anxiety,” accused her of being afraid of public speaking, and demanded she show them her private medical records despite the fact that she had already provided district officials the necessary documentation to back up her story." - Kristin - - (Edit | Remove)
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Maybe they'll get their act together before Chloe is old enough for school? As a back-up plan, you can start saving for a move now. ;) - Kristin - - (Edit | Remove)
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RT @world_wildlife: Happy International #PolarBearDay! Learn more about polar bears: http://wwf.to/1avfTrX http://t.co/2853p9t1U7
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Calm down, y'all. @akiva & a friend were just going shopping for new hats. #llamawatch
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RT @astroengine: For the first time ever I'm jealous of the traffic reporters of Arizona.
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