"C'è un medico/avvocato/sistemista in sala?" ("Is there a medic/layer/sys analyst in the house?") Is a common phrase used when experiencing difficulties that could obviously be medical, legal or technical. Ex: "I discover a bulge under my armpit, is there a doctor in the house?" - common sense is that you should seek for real help instead of asking on the internet, but often you could find good advices on the old good days, or at least a sarcastic comment... http://i.imgur.com/pNUgcx...
