I think my husband needs a crayon surgically removed from his brain. He makes Forest Gump seem like a genius. No matter how many times I tell him something important, something simple, like "You can not cash a check without a valid photo ID, and valid means not expired", he insists on taking an expired ID with him and deliberately leaving the valid one at home. Then he gets pissed at me if I get irritated about having to tell him to take the valid one, about 5 more times.
